HOWE IT WORKS - drug guide

THE PUPPY WIZARD 2004-07-21 00:15:15

From: AIMEE (countrygirl0334@yahoo.com)
Subject: House training and such...
Date: 2003-10-08 16:18:56 PST

I've been having a problem with my dog, Axel,
relieving himself in the house while I'm away
from home.

I've used TPW method's, and yesterday I was out
for 12 hours, and Axel didn't have one single "accident".

Today, I had hoped that the results would be just as
good - and they were (I was out for 11 hours).

The problem began when, as a puppy, Axel would
relieve himself in the house and I would point at the
mess and tell him "NO" or "Bad Dog".

That made him afraid to relieve himself in the house
or infront of me.

After I got TPW's training manual, I corrected my
mishandling of these instances.

When I came home to an "accident", I would simply
drop a can near the area and ask Axel "What's that?"
Then I would clean it up - with out showing him I was
the least bit upset about the mess, and when he looked
at the spot I would tell him "Good boy, you're a good dog".

This has been an ongoing problem, and thanks to the
Puppy Wizard, we've finally got it taken care of...

Also, Axel LOVES the cat's litter box...He enjoys the
"snacks" he can find in there...I followed TPW's methods
by alternating sounds and praising him while or before
he sticks his nose in it, and today, he's been going into
the room with the cat box and barking. That's because
he's thinking about getting into the box, but he knows he
shouldn't.

Thank you, Jerry, for all you help. You've been a
blessing to all of us.

AIMEE

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From: AIMEE (countrygirl0334@yahoo.com):

I own a black an tan coonhound. We got him
as a puppy, and due to constant mishandling
(pulling on his lead, negative corrections, and
the occasional use of a bark collar) I ended
up with a very anxious dog.

I couldn't leave him home alone, I couldn't
crate him, I couldn't even take my dog for
walks because he feared EVERYTHING.

I was going to have to get rid of him if things
didn't turn around.

My husband and I searched the internet for
answers - AND WE FOUND THE PUPPY WIZARD.

For all of you disbeliveers out there HIS METHODS WORK!

I've followed his manual, and we now have a
dog that can be left home alone, that heels
on command, that can go outside and NOT
be afraid of everything he sees.

Not only have his methods helped our dog, but
our marriage has gotten better. We had fallen
into a rut - constant bickering and tension, we
never laughed or had FUN together - but now,
with the same mindset used in THE PUPPY
WIZARDS dog training, our communications
channels have opened, and we now work
together instead of against one another.

For all the "Literalists" out there, NO WE DID
NOT TEACH EACH OTHER TO SIT, STAY,
OR HEEL.

We simply eliminated the nagging and the acting out to get
NEGATIVE attention from one another since we weren't getting
the POSITIVE attention we wanted.

So, it's been proven - THE PUPPY WIZARDS
METHODS WORK.

It's up to you to accept them. Yes, there's alot of blame that we
have to accept, but once we realize that we've caused these
problems to arise, we can strive to make things better.

AIMEE

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HOWEDY jonathan,

"Jonathan" wrote in message
news:Yqo2b.1347$O57.416197@wards.force9.net...

> >
> > Thalador Du'Fosnee wrote:
> >
> > > I will not quote everything. I will ask this.. What
> > > is all the HOWE stuff? Can you point me to the
> > > site with the wits end training you spoke of? I am
> > > not a fan of crating myself, but that is what my
> > > trainer and many others I spoke to suggested. If
> > > there is a better way, point it out, there is no need
> > > to get nasty about it.
>
> Unfortunately, nasty is all they do!

Oh, well perhaps that's on accHOWENT of what
we got here are mostly LIARS, DOG ABUSERS,
MENTAL CASES, and FRAUDS, like yourself, jonathan.

> My first post got me labeled as a Liar, a nutter,
> dog abuser, a cheat-

Well jonathan, that's on accHOWENT of the NATURE
of your own dog's behavior problems and HOWE you
"handled" it and HOWE you OBJECTED when The
Puppy Wizard INFORMED YOU that YOU was THE
CAUSE of your dog's DESTRUCTIVE ANXIETY
BEHAVIOR, and to CORRECT the situation, you'd
NEED to STOP ABUSING YOUR DOG over his
negative attention getting devices he's employing
against you...

Here's HOWE that works:

"It is by muteness that a dog becomes so utterly
beyond value."

Like a confessor Priest? Don't bet your dog won't tell on
you...

"With him, words play no torturing tricks.........., " John
Galsworthy.

Their behaviors reflect our words, actions and
training quirks. Jerry HOWE.

> can't remember what else.

You could look up the original post, forever inscribed in The
Puppy Wizard's Archives, jonathan... if you wanna be accurate.

> > Jerry Howe is revolutionary paradigm shifting/Muzzle
> > Changing force in the dog game whose importance
> > cannot be underestimated.
>
> his training method revolves around lobbing a beer can

The Puppy Wizard recommend not using beer in the
presence of DUMB ANIMALS or in the presence of
impressionable children.

A sHOWEND is a sHOWEND, jonathan.

ANY SHOWEND, so long as it is brief, alternately
variable, and instantly followed by prolonged non
physical praise, will suffice, even an extraneHOWES
sHOWEND, like a neighbor startin their car or closing
a door or the A/C switchin off or on, given the appupriate
TIMING, will INSTANTLY break the dog's THOUGHTS
of the undesirable behavior or focus the thought on the
command you're working the process on...

> in the air to make a 'clunk' on the moment of issue
> of a command.

And instantly following the sHOWEND with prolonged,
non physical praise. THAT'S YOUR OBJECTION. You
cannot fathom PRAISING a dog when IT is DOIN BAD
THINGS, jonathan. Perhaps that's because of your
misguided ineffective inappupriate practice of Eastern
philosophy's?

> For my dog, that turned a command 'good boy
> Harry COME good boy" into "Good boy,
> wow, I haven't done anything"
> "COME. why- I'm a good boy for not coming!"
> CLUNK! - Hey wow, cool, no more command
> stuff, great- lets play kill the beer can and cut
> my mouth!"

BWEEAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Perhaps THAT explains your miserable failure
as chi gnong student and reiki "master," eh johnny???

YOU NEVER FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
NOR HAD YOU DONE THE PRELIMINARY
CONDITIONING, cause you're a LAZY STUPID
IGNORANT student and miserable forceful fear
ridden animal abuser and fraud.

> Net result- dog association of "Come" with "I don't need to
> come 'cause I'm praised for staying where I am,

That's on accHOWENT of you NEVER STUDIED
the METHOD. You only picked through it to find
what could FORCE your dog to OBEY you, jonathan.

> and cool, we are going to play kill the beer can
> now instead of me having to Come like I used to".

Perhaps you'd of been able to UNDERSTAND the
SCIENTIFIC METHOD and PRINCIPLES had you
not emptied four beer cans dHOWEN your goddamned
gullet instead of STUDYING the PROVEN EFFECTIVE
Techniques.

> > Because if Jerry is right, much of what our "experts"
> > have stood for,
>
> - Ah, OK, so you do nothing of any value in the real
> world (Jerry hasn't left the house in 5 years-

Woulda been awful time consuming to travel the Whole
Wild World in the flesh, jonathan. That's HOWE COME
The Puppy Wizard works almost exclusively here in
CYBERSPACE, on the INFORMATION SUPER
HIGHWAY, thanks to former V.P., Al Gore.

Thanks Al!

> yet is a glowing example of kindness to animals?),

You mean, by assaulting them with beer cans, jonathan?

> and criticize those who spend all their free time helping
> out in rescue centers etc.-

Like your pals here who MURDER shelter dogs cause
they FEAR THEM?:

> I'll be you've never had to put down litters of
> beautiful labrador puppies? If you had did, maybe
> you'd be singing a different tune?

"Actually, have held them for the tech to euth, and
put their bodies in the trash bag and in the freezer
for the trash company to come and dispose of.

No different tune," ~Emily

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me. I volunteered
as assistant to the euthanasia tech at our local shelter
for a while, and I know a bit about overpopulation and
unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.

> lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
> For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
> pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
> When he barks, use the line for a correction.
>
>>- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
>>
>>Lynn K.
>
> ================
>
>>lynn kosmakos (Lithium, Zoloft, bipolar, manic,
>> depression) will "put down a biter
>> as fast as anyone" yet claims to
>> be a saintly dog rescuer
>>Lynn K. wrote:
>>
>>"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
>>one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
>>schedules and duties causes a great deal of
>>scheduling overhead.
>>
>>And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
>>volunteers get the meaningful experience that
>>they work for.
>>
>>Someone has to be responsible for that
>>Volunteer Program, and it is best done
>>by a non-volunteer."
>>
>>Lynn K.
>>---------------------------------
>>
>>"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
>>every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
>>effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
>>older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.
>>
>>Should I have refused to groom them?
>>
>>Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
>>had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."
>>
>>Lynn K.
>>--------------------------------------
> I.e. trying to HELP rather than sitting naked in front
> of a PC wearing paper slippers abusing every newcomer
> onto the group? Interesting animal love...

You're a FRAUD, johnny, as are your pals here who
HURT and KILL dogs and call THAT, RESCUE:

"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.

What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
manual.

> > Just ask Lynn KILLmakos about all the dogs
> > she has killed because they failed her terrorizing
> > "evaluations." Moore on her later.
> Are you sure you aren't yet another Jerry fantasy poster?

You can't post here noMOORE, you charlatan. Let's
discuss your impuper practice of reiki? Let's talk
abHOWET you impupper practice of Eastern Martial
Arts, mr. EXXXPERT?

You're a FRAUD and and abuser, PUNK.

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

A Dog Is A Dog As A Child Is A Child. They Respond
In Predictable Innate, Normal, Natural, Instinctive,
Reflexive, Ways, To Circumstances And Situations
Of Their Environments Which We Create For Them.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

> You have all the same references obviously filed
> to slander anyone you dislike-

The Puppy Wizard can only SLANDER YOU WITH
YOUR OWN WORDS, CHARLATAN.

> and exactly the same dislikes as the wizened one himself-

Yeah. Soup DISLIKES animal abusers and LIARS,
like yourself, johnny.

> with the same way of expressing them.

Let's talk abHOWET abusing your dog, oh masterful WON?

> You also cross post to precisely the same (disinterested!)
> list as he does.

They're not disinterested, they're frightened little lying dog
abusing punk thug cowards, like yourself, you FRAUD.

> Perhaps you just went to the same charm school as he did?

Perhaps you're just a coward and a liar and a dog abuser?

> >They are a mindless mob with no moral center,

That's HOWE COME they LIE abHOWET The Puppy
Wizard's PROVEN EFFECTIVE METHODS and
VERIFIABLE Student's TESTIMONIALS, eh jonathan?

Perhaps you should oughta quit drinkin beers, that'll improve
your SKILLS as a practicioner of chi gnong and reiki?

> > and in the center of their centerless morass of sin and
> > unrepentency and iniquity is Dimpled Chad, an unlucky
> > dupe of a Theology student, who took it upon himself to
> > be the Chief Misinformationist Christian in the Opposition
> > Party.

The same same same same PARTY johnny boy has joined.

> > Chad and his friends don't care about the truth.

Perhaps that's the fault of jonathan's un-G-DLY practices?

> > They only care about protecting themselves and
> > their friends and their unraveling reputations from
> > the TRUTH Jerry speaks.

INDEEDY .

> > It is not the lies they fear and hate. It's the _truth_
> > which really bothers them.

INDEEDY.

> So why do newcomers to the group,

You mean, HOWE COME.

> with no vested interest in dog behaviourology (I.e. me)

Right. You came here cause your dog IS DESTROYING
YOUR HOWES cause YOU PUNISH HIM.

> suss him & killfile him in record time?

Oh, that's EZ, oh FRAUDULENT praticioner of
Ancient Eastern Arts.

Your dog's BEHAVIOR tells the tale on you, jonathan.
Your repsonses to your DUMB ANIMAL was to HURT
and INTIMIDATE IT, like you'd try to do with your "study"
of martial arts.

> What is the motivational factor,

You are like Adam in the Garden, HIDING YOUR SHAME.

> which applies across cultural, educational and
> geographic divides

INDEEDY. It's a psychological and medical condition, called
The SYNDROME. YOU GOT IT, BIG TIME, johnny boy.

> which makes people immediately find Jerry
> distasteful, ignorant and rude,

For EXXXPOSING YOU of YOUR NEKKEDNESS
to your ego, johnny boy. It's your HUMAN NATURE,
johnny. In a NORMALhuman being, it's called
ENLIGHTENMENT, johnny.

You are nHOWE experiencing the psychotic reaction
that MAN has been experiencing since blaming woman
for enticing him to BREAK THE LAW, the only WON
rule, HE had requested for Adam, in the garden.

You are attempting to HIDE your COWARDICE, but
only from yourself.

You'll be a fine example of the DIS-EASE mankind
has suffered which has brought us to WWIII.

> and his claims contradictory (E.g. sweeping denial that
> anyone with an education has any knowledge,

You mean, the LIARS and DOG ABUSERS like professor
of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box for
ten minuted meditation" dermer of the department of behavior
at UofWI and his peers in the veterinary behaviorISM BUSINESS?

> sweeping dismissal of all universities as dog abusers,

No, not all. Well, perhaps all... but mosty just the most well
known, those who do the most harm. If you RESPECT those
FRAUDS as experts, HOWE COME you never got your own
dog behaviors under control, johnny?

Is it on accHOWENT of you're a LAZY student, or is it on
accHOWENT of you're a dog abuser and liar, EXTRODINAIRE?

> then quoting research from these self same
> universities as un-arguable proof!).

That's the hallmark of a coward and liar, and a MENTAL
CASE, johnny boy.

As Professora Daniel has stated, her dog Sunshine was
CURED of aggression and OCD behavior problems NEARLY
INSTANTLY, for FREE, simply by doin every thing OPPOSITE
of what she'd been taught by dra mcconnell and Purdue and
and several of the most capable professional trainers, highly
recommended by veterinarians and behaviorists, she could find
in two states at a cost of two years work and $5,000.00 CASH.

The Puppy Wizard does not fear mental illiness, it's only
a symptom of MISHANDLING, unless there's a physical
cause like brain tumors.

Bio chemical "causes" of mental illness are likeWIZE
CAUSED BY MISHANDLING and deficiencies in diet,
as recently discovered at UofOH in their research into
interluken-6 and STRESS and physical breakdHOWEN,
or in HOWER case, as The Puppy Wizard likes to call it:
BEING JERRYIZED, a other physical cause of PHYSICAL
DEBILTIATION, HYSTERIA, and DEATH.

You'd better get HEELED, jonathan. You're SUFFERING
a LIFE THREATENING SELF INFLICTED DIS-EASE,
johnny boy.

It's called, your human ego, johnny. That's HOWE COME
you're crappin yourself right nHOWE.

> > It's the TRUTH that bothers Sara Sionnach
>
> Change the Jerry record dude,

The Puppy Wizard has come here to IDENTIFY, EXXXPOSE,
DISCREDIT, and DISPATCH, the scourge of MANKIND... his
human nature that YOU HIDE FROM nHOWE, jonathan.

> no newcomer to the group is particularly interested in your
> storm in a teacup or list of people that don't like you.

Hmmm. Seems to have CAPTIVATED you, jonathan.
Most of your posts have been your obsessive compulsive
psychotic response to The Puppy Wizard IDENTIFYING
and EXXXPOSING YOU, as the PUNK THUG COWARD
FRAUD you really are, jonathan.

> > It's the TRUTH that bothers just about anyone who gets
> > up in arms about Jerry Howe.

INDEEDY.

> Oh- so being called a murderer, liar, swindler, dog abuser,

And havin it PROVEN by your own words, jonathan...,
is what's caused you to arrive at YOUR PSYCHOTIC
VISCERAL RESPONSE, culminating in,The SYNDROME...

I.e., YOU BEEN JERRYIZED.

> and generally being raved at by one of cyber space's
> sadder incarnations has nothing to do with it.

You're having a typical BREAKDHOWEN, jonathan.
That's part of the HEELING process, if you follow
the method.

> I do love,

NO. That's a other LIE. You HIDE behind "universal love"
to make your EGO feel like you've risen above your HUMAN
NATURE which The Puppy Wizard has EXXXPOSED to you,
causing your PSYCHOSIS, called The SYNDROME.

> howevr, the paranoid catch all- anyone that doesn't
> agree with me & my mate, well, they are just nutters & vermin...

The EVIDENCE is in The Puppy Wizard's Archives, jonathan.

Your own posting history will verify that.

> So what is this 'trigger' that sets these people off -

Simple, jonathan. Like Adam hiding in the garden from
his shame and guilt, it's the same same same same.

> all over the world-

It's the NATURE of MAN, jonathan. Perhaps you should study
your eastern philosopies MOORE SERIHOWESLY, jonathan.
The Puppy Wizard DETESTS a LAZY student almost as much
as HE DESPIZES a LIAR and FRAUD, oh masterful WON.

> to spontaneously revolt against his regurgitations
> of hate, then?

Think SHAME, GUILT, and FEAR, jonathan. The same same
same same FEELINGS that made Adam HIDE his nekkedness,
just as YOU HIDE your nekkedness here, on The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Forum, johnny boy.

> Some pretty askew magic that he has got going there.

INDEEDY, jonathan. That MAGICK will be in the
medical textbooks in the not too distant future, with
The Puppy Wizard's name next to it as the WON
who CURED your HUMAN NATURE of your inherent
EVIL, and RID the Whole Wild World of the likes of
you and your ilk from spreading your cancer to the
next generation, jonathan.

The Puppy Wizard is droppin the hammer on liars and abusers
all over the Whole Wild World. The ARCHIVES NEVER LIE.

> (If he is interested in magic, then perhaps he needs
> go revise the rule of threes... ;-) )

The Puppy Wizard MAKES the RULES, jonathan.

> > If there were a Martin Luther King or a Gandhi
> > for dogs, Jerry would be it. Make no mistake,
> > he's no Gandhi for trainers or for dog abusers
> > or LIARS or "rescuers" or vets or anyone else
> > with a serious stake in the Dog Game as it is.

INDEEDY.

> Twat.

My, you do have a way with words and thought, eh johnny boy?

> Ghandi spent years walking, working, doing out
> there with the masses.

The Puppy Wizard has spent forty sumpthin years
doin likeWIZE. Ghandi was WON of The Puppy
Wizard's most dedicated yet least successful students,
because he didn't understand the nature of FEAR and
GUILT:

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
~ Mohandas Gandhi -- Adapted with permission from
his FREE copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ ) >

Would jonathan care to EXXXPLAIN HOWE he
treats his dog, johnny boy?

> When the puppy wizard walks 250 miles with thousands
> of people following him, to take on (head on) the largest
> empire of the moment then he can start approaching that
> claim.

BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING, you miserable sot.

That's HOWE COME you're SHITTIN YOURSELF
RIGHT NHOWE!!!

> For someone who hasn't left the house in 5 years to

To work CURING and HEELING all behavior problems, 24/7,
from the tollbooth of the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

> even be thought of like that beggars belief.

Let's talk abHOWE HOWE you ABUSE YOUR DOG, johnny?

> PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, MR
> WIZARD- TAKE OT ON THE ROAD- PUT UP OR SHUT UP!

The Puppy Wizard has PROVEN HIS work, jonathan.

> > To many of them, he's the Grim Freakin' Reaper.

INDEEDY.

> No he isn't he is an entry in a kill-file, and an object
> of pity.

BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

HOWE THEN, do you explain your OBSESSION with The
Puppy Wizard, jonathan?

> > Yes, although JERRY'S not quite as peaceful and
> > personable as MARTIN and MAHATMA (at least
> > to LIARS AND DOG ABUSERS AND DOG KILLERS),

The Puppy Wizard does not entertain or pander to, ABUSERS.

> > the victims of oppression and violence and tyranny and death
> > (in this case, dogs)

And helpless children, who cannot speak for or defend themselves.

> > don't much care about that.

INDEEDY.

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

A Dog Is A Dog As A Child Is A Child. They Respond
In Predictable Innate, Normal, Natural, Instinctive,
Reflexive, Ways, To Circumstances And Situations
Of Their Environments Which We Create For Them.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

> > ya HEARD!?

INDEEDY. jonathan is amongst the first to HEAR.

> > Welcome to the New Muzzle.

Thank you, Soup.

> > I'll be your host.

The Puppy Wizard is grateful to you.

> Bet, actually, that your superb people skills have probably put
> him off the entire group by now! ;-)

"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right action
as separate, not the wise. If any man knows one, he
enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is reached by
wisdom is attained through right action as well. He who
perceives that the two are one knows the truth."

"Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.
What is the use of compulsion then? The love and
hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise
from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct
the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
permission from His FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.

> Good luck,

Dog trainin ain't LUCK, johnny boy. "LUCK
is for SUCKERS," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.

> J.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is
ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is
accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer

> > this is michael
> > reporting live...
> > from the new muzzle of dog training
> > http://dogtv.com

Force training JERRYIZES dogs and children and
GETS THEM DEAD.

Every correction is like our dog lovers seeing a new post
from Jerry and every minute of crate anxiety is like reading
another "thanks Jerry, your method/machine saved my dog's
life" post from The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method students...

Now you know HOWE COME professor scruff shake's little
dog masturbates compulsively on his couch if he doesn't
get his five miles of road work every day and is nHOWE
DYING of STRESS RELATED PHYSICAL DEBILITIES.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

If the cup is half full or half empty, it doesn't matter as
much as the sound of one hand clapping.

When Mamiya went to the priest for personal guidance, he was
asked to explain the sound of one hand clapping. Mamiya
concentrated on what the sound might be.

"You are not working hard enough. You are too attached to food,
wealth, and to that sound. It would be better if you died. That
would solve the problem."

The next time Mamiya appeared before his teacher, he again
was asked what he had to show regarding the sound of one
hand.

Mamiya immediately fell over as though dead.

"You are dead, all right, but how about that sound?"

Looking up, Mamiya replied: "I haven't solved that yet."

"Dead men don't speak, get out!," Shakumuni Buddah,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
manual.

THE SYNDROME is the perfect synergy of love, pride, desire,
self will, greed, ego, fear, hate, arrogance, disbelief, jealousy,
embarrassment, shame, guilt, anger, aversion, attraction,
revulsion, change, permanence, enlightenment, insult,
attrition, and conditioning.

It's the perfect fusion of The Word..., in the physical.

That's HOWE COME we're all here, IMNTBHO.

The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ } >