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Re: Jerry, can you help?




THE PUPPY WIZARD 2004-01-04 22:23:17

HOWEDY kilikini,

"kilikini" wrote in message
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>
> My boyfriend and I have an 8 month old Aussie
> puppy named Kai, who is great. He's such a joy.
> I feel we have bonded very well, he listens to us,
> and we adore each other (he's really a happy boy!).
>
> The problem isn't with our dog, it's with our roommate's
> dog, Molly. She is a small terrier/chihuahua (sp?) mix
> and she's a nervous wreck


NO PROBLEMO!

> He feels that he should fear-train her,


Oh oh. You can't make your roomate be NICE
to his dog noMOORE than The Puppy Wizard
can make HOWER DOG LOVERS be nice to
their dogs.

> which drives us nuts,


INDEEDY. Perhaps you can show him by example?

> and as a result she pees and poops in the house,
> on his bed, chews up everything, and throws up
> frequently.


Yeah. That's all part of The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

It'll get worse.

> It's his dog and he doesn't like it if I try to correct
> his training methods, but this poor dog is now so
> afraid of him that when he comes home,
> she immediately cowers and pees.


Right.

> Thus, she ends up thrown outside in the
> rain on the lanai so that he doesn't have to
> "deal" with her.


That's cause he gets frustrated when his
attempts to train her fail, just like HOWE
HOWER DOG LOVERS get frustrated
and afraid of their dogs and hurt and kill
them.

> All of this really bothers my dog.


It's CONTAGIHOWES.

> When he sees my roommate's dog doing
> something wrong (like chewing up books,
> garbage, lighters, cigarettes, shoes, etc.)
> he knows that she's going to "get it" so he
> tries to take the items away from her which
> results in him getting caught with the un-allowed
> items by my roommate.


You can tell your roomate you'll deal with your dog.

> (And you can imagine what happens when
> my roommate sees him with the stuff.) It's
> okay, my dog will run to me for protection,


He shouldn't need to do that.

> which I immediately give him. I never yell
> at or hit my dog.


Good.

> There's no need,


Never is.

> he's smart enough to know when I disapprove
> of his behavior


The Puppy Wizard NEVER shows dogs disapproval.

> and in his mind, I think he's trying
> to protect Molly from my roommate.


Probably so.

> Anyway, because of all of this, my dog has
> "it out" for my roommate. He takes my
> roommate's clothes out of his room and
> drags them around the yard, he steals his
> shoes and takes them outside, he even
> steals underwear and socks and takes
> them outside - but he NEVER touches
> any of my or my boyfriend's things, just
> my roommate's.


Right. Same same same same as HOWER
dog lover's dogs do to them for the same same
same same reasons.

You can TRAIN your dog not to do that noMOORE.
And you can train your dog to feel safe. But you
can't train his dog or him withHOWET a major
change in thinkin.

That's gonna be tough. Perhaps you can have
him speak to The Puppy Wizard?

> I know ideally we should sack the roommate
>and find a new one, but that's just not so feasable.


You could call on the authorities if his abuse is
sufficient to warrant that. You'd have to testify
in court... and your roomate status would be
ruined. But that might be worth it.

> We've tried taking care of the roommate's dog
> in the hopes that she hasn't been too badly
> traumatized (and it works when the roommate
> isn't home), but the minute our roommate comes
> home from work, she's back to a quivering, shaking,
> peeing, throwing up machine.


Like professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S little dog.

> I think the only sane thing to do is take her
> for a ride, but she isn't our dog..........


Right.

> What do you suggest?


This is a tough problem. The victim is your roomate,
and he's so victimized that he doesn't realize he
needs heelp. You can't control him.

NHOWE you and your dog are being
victimized. You CAN control THAT.

> Kilikini


But it won't be EZ. Some folks DON'T WANT
to live a healthy, stress free life cause they
don't FEEL IN CONTROL when they're not
fixing PROBLEMS they've caused.

> Wailuku, Hawaii


Your only hope to accomplish this withHOWET
MOORE difficulty is to study your FREE copy of
The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training method Manual and do such an
EXXXCELLENT job of handling and trainin your
dog that your roomate will emulate you and change
his abusive ways.

<"Terri"@cyberhighway

> Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry.
> He has millions of people aleady reading his posts and
> watching him extract his soggy foot out of his mouth!
> Out of these MILLIONS, I've only seen 2 naive childs
> come forward and actually believe in his training manual.


Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs since
I freely admit to having read and, I hope, understood enough
of the manual and it's counterparts by John Fisher and the
posts of Marylin Rammell to believe and use it. This naive
child would like to say thank you to both Jerry and Marylin for
putting up with a constant barrage of really infantile crap at
the hands of supposedly adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the nagging
idea that if people like them had been posting earlier, maybe
we would not have had to hold the head of a really
magnificent animal in our arms while he was given the
needle and having to hug him and wait until he gasped
his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog into
good behavior. Naive is believing that people that hide
behind fake names are more honest than people that use
their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante dog
breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey (lyingdogDUMMY,
j.h.) are the equal or better than those that have studied and
lived by their craft for decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing that
people like Jerry Howe and Marylin Rammell are going to
just go away because you people act like fools. Why do you
act like fools? I really have no idea, and I don't really care.

> And, to date: I've not seen ONE come forward and actually
> admit to buying and having success with his little black
> box.


I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and take
it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and testing. You
would never believe the results, so you'll never know.

> Anyone by now that doesn't see a scam man coming by
> Jerry's posts deserves to get what is sure to be coming to
> him! LOL!


I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve, eh?
As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.

>Terri


Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I
get to listen to the box first?)

----- Original Message -----
From: Eric
To: jhowe2@bellsouth.net
Sent: Friday, November 29, 2002 7:54 AM
Subject: just checking in...

Jerry!

You helped me with my pal Dundee about a year ago regarding
submissive peeing. Just wanted to let you know he's doing
great- he was "cured" in about 2 days using your techniques!
He has since become the "smartest dog in the world"! Once I
stopped thinking like a human and got inside his head, I can
teach him ANYTHING, usually in a matter of minutes. Makes me
look like an expert dog-trainer.

I rescued two strays last week, cleaned 'em up, wormed 'em,
and am getting them their shots. Time to get inside their
heads and teach them to teach themselves how to be good dogs!
Instead of feeling like "training" is a chore, I look forward
to working with these guys a couple times a day...

Although I don't follow your instructions "to a T",
I learned from you to "think like a dog" and stimulate
their brain rather than beating ass or pinching, or any
of that nonsense. I know damn well I would NOT be loyal
to someone who beat MY ass lol!

Well, just wanted to thank you for rattling the bushes out
there and teaching folks the RIGHT way to "train" dogs. A
horseman friend of mine uses very similar techniques in
training his horses- he calls it "natural horsemanship". He
is hated by nearly all the local "trainers" yet somehow he
repeatedly wins at every show he attends. He rarely shows any
more, but goes now and then to rub their noses in it (pun
intended)... Too cool....

Have a great holiday season and keep up the good work!

Eric , Dundee, Sammy, and Maynard

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"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.

"His Amazing Progress Almost Makes Me Cry.
Your Method Takes Positive Training To The
Next Level And Should Really Be Used By All
Trainers Who Call Themselves Trainers. Thank
You For Helping Me Save His Life," Kay Pierce,
Professional Trainer, 30 Years Experience.

From: The Puppy Wizard (ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net)
Subject: Re: Sam the Stray
Date: 2003-08-18 23:49:35 PST

"Gwendolen" wrote in message
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> Some of you may remember that I've been feeding a stray for

about a year
> now. She's a very large, white dog and she's extremely docile -

only comes
> very late at night and even after a year I can only get about

five feet from
> her before she bolts.


You can train ANY dog NEARLY INSTANTLY, if you know HOWE.

Hi, Jerry.

I'm not sure that I'm a 100% convert, or that I agree
with (or even understand) 100% of what you say in this
manual ... BUT ... we had "come" down pat in a few
reps and you could have knocked me down when I tried
the exercise with "drop" and, after a few reps in
different spots Darwin practically *threw* the rubber
ball at my feet on command. He's still not perfect
(just a pup, after all, and he's stubborn enough to
want to push and test me a little bit more).

For what it's worth, I can see (as no doubt you have)
how your usenet manner is likely to rankle a few
folks, but that woman who advocates ear pulling and
beating with sticks deserves everything she gets. Even
if that was the only method that would work, I'd live
with my dog not fetching rather than do any of that.
(Darwin fetches enthusiastically and instinctively,
tho').

Best, ben

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----- Original Message -----
From: "nicole" <>
To: "Jerald D. Howe"
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 10:46 AM
Subject: Off to a good start!


HOWEDY Nicole,

> Hi Jerald,
> Just wanted to tell you we read your manual and have
> started working with the dogs...


Wonderful! Thank you!

> "Chloe" (the one we adopted--a.k.a. "The Destroyer")
> has already shown great improvement! (In Just 1 DAY!)


NATURALLY. That's GUARANTEED...

> She responds even better than our other
> (better-behaved) dog "Poe".


You've made The Puppy Wizard VERY VERY HAPPY.

> We tried out the surrogate toy technique, and not a thing
> was touched when we got back!


INDEEDY! Works like MAGICK, don't it?

> We were both surpised because Chloe
> isn't that interested in toys and was still very
> uptight about us reaching for the door...


Right. The idea is not that it's simply a TOY, but
that you've DELEGATED AUTHORITY to IT and
that relieves the dog of some certain stressors.

> anyway, it seemed to work.


JUST LIKE MAGICK.

> We both work all day today so we'll see how that goes...


Better follow through and spen a few minutes doing the
Hot & Cold Exercise and Family Leadership Exercise and
get the come command installed as a conditioned reflex.

> Regardless, we will be cool as cukes when we get home! ;)


INDEED. Upon your return, ignore the pup for a few moments
till you greet the surrogate toy and ignore any damage she's
done. Later you can address that damage using the techniques
for addressing behaviors AFTER THE FACT.

> I'm just so thankful we might have a chance to get
> through to her!


Just let me know if you encounter ANY difficulty, we
can overcome ALL obstacles NEARLY INSTANTLY if
you follow the method PRECISELY and ASK for help
should things become confHOWEnded.

> We're very excited about her progress thus far...


I'm very grateful for your efforts. I couldn't do it
witHOWET your heelp.

> Thank You!


Thank you! The Puppy Wizard reveres a dedicated student.

> Nicole, Michael, Poe and especially Chloe!


Please note the new email address, bellsouth will
be terminated maybe later this week.

Bye the bye, I found a DDR that was sittin here waiting for the
next overseas order, which I shipped to you via US Post so
you'll have benefit of my DDR in a couple days rather than
ten or more as when shipped via UPS.

Yours, Jerry.

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"Hoku Beltz" wrote in message
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> Aloha Sunny,
>
> Just follow the training program to the
> letter, no matter how insignificant some
> of the step seem to be and your pupy will
> be a very well behaved dog in a few days.
> I would seriously consider backing out of
> the training classes as they will conflict
> with the Wit's End principles.
>
> I went the training route first, and still
> had problems until I found Wits' End.
> Now I have two "new and improved" dogs.
> You won't be disappointed if you follow
> the program.
>
> Good luck,
>
> Hoku


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----- Original Message -----
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!

Hoku

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