The weasels - drug guide

BECCA CROWN 2006-04-01 18:53:45

See, I'm working from home now, and that has the weasels just a TAD
annoyed, because, paranoid folks that they are, they just might BUMP
INTO ME in the lobby or in the elevator or something, and, poor babies,
now they don't know when to go out.

Oh, I know these disgusting bed-wetters all too well. It's no wonder
they feel they have to hide - I would know immediately who they are. At
least that's what they think. For Christ's sake - I mean, when I first
got cable, I saw the 'building management channel' and took a look at it
for all of a minute or two - it is SO goddamned boring, no one but a
nutcase would watch it all the time, waiting for 'the star' to appear.
Like I said, it's pitiable, but then these people are such bedwetting
whiny willfully helpless assholes who choose a life of easy parasitism.

I mean, I'm not the only one here annoyed with them. I've had more than
a few people make comments to me in the elevator about the annoying
weirdos in the building. They just don't fit in here - this isn't that
type of neighborhood and that type of building, and I'm betting that
right about now, they're feeling mighty 'uncomfortable' here because the
neighborhood and people just aren't 'their kind'.

Someone suggested to me that their bosses seem to think that this 'hood
is 'a ghetto', which is absolutely laughable. I mean, this is the type
of neighborhood you move to when your 'salad days' are behind you. It's
on the fucking beach, for christ's sakes. How ignorant of Chicago ARE
these people? This is a middle- and upper-middle-class community.

Again....their arrogance, their unwillingness to admit they don't know
everything will be their downfall. They failed to learn about their
target or 'do homework' before acting....and then they bitch and whine
and retaliate when things don't go their way. I mean, baggy lumpy bumpy
mumbly people just DON'T FIT IN around here, unless it's your friendly
neighborhood Vietnam vet or elderly woman who is more interesting and is
more than likely has ten times the brains of these leeches. I can tell
they're very uncomfortable about that - it's a bit cosmopolitan and
fashionable up here - people in their thirties and forties. I'll bet
they're afraid to tell 'the boss' that, too.